Gosh, the Wackos are Good...
Admittedly, we are a bit late to the whole kickball website thing and not quite tech-savvy or motivated enough to actually have a kickball website. But, we can blog so blog we will. Below is our interpretation of what happened to us during game 3 of our season against the formidable Wackos. I can't remember the score.
To: Team Runs With Scissors
From: The Goddess Victory
Re: Sunday
Date: April 19, 2005
Guys, gosh I am so sorry. What can I say? I had a good time with you all last weekend. It had been a while since we hooked up and it’s always nice to revisit past indiscretions just for “old times” sake, maybe even to remind yourself why you shouldn’t go there anymore. In the case of our most recent dalliance the reasons why it could not go on became abundantly clear just moments after it occurred. Of course I was flattered when you told all of your friends at the bar about us, but how about some discretion, you know for privacy’s sake? I would have preferred to keep things a little DL, and there you were high-fiving with all of your buddies, like a bunch of recently deflowered boys on prom night. It was embarrassing, you know? The next morning I had basically blocked the situation out. Sure, my friends where emailing me about it like mad, but I told them I just wanted to forget about it. But you were incorrigible. The streams of text messages (with the annoying abbreviations); the phone calls; the emails (with emoticons, ugh); the frickin’ flowers?!? Enough is enough, Team Runs with Scissors. I need my space. You have tons of wonderful qualities, you must know that. There are plenty of other avatars of competition that would love to hang out with you (I know that my sister Defeat has a little crush on you, but she’s kind of a downer, I know). But for now, I must cut these ties and bid a fond farewell. I will always have a soft spot for you. You’re scrappy and loud full of heart. You don’t take anything for granted and I respect that. Perhaps we can try again in a few weeks after you’ve chilled out a bit.
Until then I remain affectionately yours,
GV
To: Team Runs With Scissors
From: The Goddess Victory
Re: Sunday
Date: April 19, 2005
Guys, gosh I am so sorry. What can I say? I had a good time with you all last weekend. It had been a while since we hooked up and it’s always nice to revisit past indiscretions just for “old times” sake, maybe even to remind yourself why you shouldn’t go there anymore. In the case of our most recent dalliance the reasons why it could not go on became abundantly clear just moments after it occurred. Of course I was flattered when you told all of your friends at the bar about us, but how about some discretion, you know for privacy’s sake? I would have preferred to keep things a little DL, and there you were high-fiving with all of your buddies, like a bunch of recently deflowered boys on prom night. It was embarrassing, you know? The next morning I had basically blocked the situation out. Sure, my friends where emailing me about it like mad, but I told them I just wanted to forget about it. But you were incorrigible. The streams of text messages (with the annoying abbreviations); the phone calls; the emails (with emoticons, ugh); the frickin’ flowers?!? Enough is enough, Team Runs with Scissors. I need my space. You have tons of wonderful qualities, you must know that. There are plenty of other avatars of competition that would love to hang out with you (I know that my sister Defeat has a little crush on you, but she’s kind of a downer, I know). But for now, I must cut these ties and bid a fond farewell. I will always have a soft spot for you. You’re scrappy and loud full of heart. You don’t take anything for granted and I respect that. Perhaps we can try again in a few weeks after you’ve chilled out a bit.
Until then I remain affectionately yours,
GV
posted by Red Photography at 10:42 AM
1 Comments:
NOOOOOOO! Don't leave me, Goddess Victory! I only talked about you because I LOVE you so truly, madly, deeply! I was drunk on your sweet nectar, GV!! I can, NEVER, EVER give you up. Please, please, pleeease stay!! Be my lover, my mate, my one-and-only forever and ever and ever!!
Goddess, you won't leave me, I know you won't. Despite what you say now about leaving me, you know better, don't you? Leaving me wouldn't be fair...and you want what's fair, don't you? Yes, I think we both agree that staying with me is the right thing. I don't like people who don't do the right thing, but that doesn't matter because we both know you'll do the right thing and always stay right here with me, right, Goddess? I know where you live, Goddess.
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